“No Child Left Behind is the most ironically named piece of legislation since the 1942 Japanese Family Leave Act.” — Al Franken Well, here’s a topper. My vote for the most ironic name: the American Civil Rights Institute. Its founder and president, Ward Connerly, seeks to educate us about “the harms of racial and gender preferences in federal, state and government programs.” Oh. That kind of civil rights institute. The kind of civil rights institute whose sole fu