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March 18, 2012

Woman to pharmacist: I need some birth-control pills.
Pharmacist: Of course. I'll just need the prescription from your congressman.

Q: What’s the difference between a fertilized egg, a corporation and a woman?
A: In Oklahoma, one of them isn't considered a person.


September 28, 2008

Barracuda.  A slimy predator.

One thing about the barracuda:  She has inspired a lot of new feminists, such as Sean Hannity and John McCain.  Thank heavens they're finally on the side of women everywhere, keeping an eye out for sexism, blowing the whistle when anyone...

August 24, 2008

A helpful postcard from Sen. Orrin Hatch arrived the other day.

The topic: the upcoming transition to digital television.  Hatch wrote to let all Utahns know that he's asked his staff to set up a series of free seminars to help constituents understand what’s going to...

February 24, 2008

I was a good student in fifth grade.  I sat in my East Millcreek classroom, paying attention to the teacher.

One day she told us any boy in our class could become president of the United States.  She meant to impress us, to leave us awestruck at the possibility of Ame...

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All of Barb Guy's columns appear here. There are 159 of them, beginning in 2003 and ending in 2013. The newest one is on top and you can work your way backwards if you like.